2014-06-01

The Boss's Commandments



(Tipical fun poster in some work places)
1 The boss is always right.
2 In case of any doubt possible about who is right, apply the law nºone.
3 The boss is never later nor is absent, just there are other more important issues which require his presence in another place.
4 The boss doesn't eat in his private office, he just needs nourishment.
5 The boss doens't doubt , just meditates
6 The boss doesn't waste his time reading the newspaper, he is properly informing himself.
7 The boss doesn't resolve crosswords in office time, he just taking advantage the sources of knowledge.
8 The boss is not bad, simply he posses a strong personality.
9 When you go into boss's office with own ideas, you come out with boss's ideas.
10 The boss's accomplishment are his own ones and his mistakes are your mistakes.



4 comments:

  1. (TYpical fun poster in some work places)
    1 The boss is always right.
    2 In case of any doubt possible about who is right, apply the law nUMBER one.
    3 The boss is never latE nor [] absent, IT IS just THAT there are other more important issues which require his presence in another place(1).
    4 The boss doesn't eat in his private office, he just needs nourishment.
    5 The boss doesn't doubt, just meditates.
    6 The boss doesn't waste his time reading the newspaper, he is properly informing himself.
    7 The boss doesn't Solve crosswords DURING WORK HOURS, he IS just taking advantage OF the sources of knowledge.
    8 The boss is not bad, simply he possesSES a strong personality.
    9 When you go into boss's office with YOUR own ideas, you come out with THE boss's ideas.
    10 The boss's accomplishmentS are his own [] and his mistakes are your mistakes.


    (1) You could say "require his presence elsewhere".

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  2. Thanks Matt, Does exist anything like this in UK?

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  3. Really?. Aqui son los burros los que vuelan. ha ha.
    I watched an interview to Chris Bryant, British Labour Party politician, and he really speaks Spanish very well

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  4. News flash - King Juan Carlos I of Spain passes the monarchy on to his son Felipe VI

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