2013-03-12

Talking About Keys


I liked Matt's anecdote. Those blessed keys!. I think all of us have some anecdote with the keys. I have remembered one that happened to me years ago. We had been living for little time in the building. It was new, we, along with the rest of the neighbours, were the first to live here. A set of blocks of flats with six differents entrances, but a common garage. Everything in the building was new and nice but, at first, there were some problems. Actually, more than problems, there are a lot of doors from your flat to the garage. In fact, it seems a labyrinth. An only key opens all doors and it is the entrance key. All doors except your house door and your box room, obviously.

Well, as every year, one night I was having dinner with my colleagues at a restaurant during Christmas time. After, you know, we went for a drink... and another ... and another, so I got home very late, it is clear. I remember It was very cold. Well, I parked my car in my parking space, I opened the first door without any key, because in that direction was not necessary ((here it is the problem)), I opened a second door, I crossed an small corridor and I opened a third door (all of them without using the key),... the door closed and...... there,.......... in that right moment,.... I brought my hands to my head, why?. Because I needed a small key to open the lift and,....... where were my keys?..... inside the car, and,... How could I get to my car?...............with my keys.

As you can imagine, I was trapped. In a first moment I felt foolish, better said stupid. How it could be possible?. I was tired, I was dead on my feet, I dreamt with my bed, I wanted go to my bed, I needed go to my bed, I did not wanted anything else. And, there I was, imprisoned by my absent-mindedness in a tiny place in the wee hours of the morning, feeling myself like the biggest idiot on earth.
I leaned against the wall and I waited, and waited, until almost falling asleep. Suddenly I heard the most pleasant sound I had ever heard in all my life. The garage door was opening. Someone could come to my rescue. It was a lottery. The garage has six exits. Would be a neighbour of my same block? I did not know?. I waited for two or three minutes, (more or less half of my life) and, thank goodness, I could hear a few steps, then a door opening, then another and finally my prison door. It was the neighbour of the third floor who also came from a dinner.

I explained him what happened. We laughed and at last, with his help, I could get to my car and then to my bed.

In a short period of time happened several similar cases and some locks were left out.  Reaching your car is easier and I never will forget the keys in my car again... I hope... although... the man is the only animal who trips up twice on the same stone.


**I must to explain that my car key is like a card. For this reason I left my keys in the door's glove compartment.**




2 comments:

  1. I liked Matt's anecdote. Those blessed keys!. I think all of us have some anecdote ()RELATED TO keys. I have remembered one that happened to me years ago (OR I REMEMBER ONE THAT ...). We had been living for ()A SHORT time OR A WHILE in () A building. It was new, we, along with the rest of the neighbours, were the first to live here. A () blocks of flats with six differents entrances, but a common garage OR SHARED GARAGE. Everything in the building was new and nice but, at first, there were some problems. Actually, more than problems, there are a lot of doors from your flat to the garage. In fact, it seemED LIKE a labyrinth. () Only ONE key opens all THE doors and it is the entrance key. All THE doors except your house door and your box room, obviously.

    Well, as every year, one night I was having dinner with my colleagues at a restaurant during THE Christmas PERIOD. After, () AS USUAL ON THESE OCCASIONS, we went for a drink... and another ... and another, so I got home very late, it is clear. I remember It was very cold. Well, I parked my car in my parking space, I opened the first door without any key, because in that direction IT was not necessary ((THIS () WAS the problem)), I opened a second door, I crossed () A small corridor and I opened a third door (all of them without using the key),... the door closed and...... there,.......... in that () EXACT moment,.... I brought my hands to my head, why?. Because I needed a small key to open the lift and,....... where were my keys?..... inside the car, and,... How could I get to my car?...............with my keys.

    As you can imagine, I was trapped. () AT first () I felt foolish, better said stupid. How it could be possible? (BETTER = HOW COULD IT BE POSSIBLE?). I was tired, I was dead on my feet, I dreamt () OF my bed, I wanted TO go to my bed, I needed TO go to my bed, I did not () WANT anything else. And, there I was, imprisoned by my absent-mindedness in a tiny place in the wee hours of the morning, feeling () like the biggest idiot on earth.
    I leaned against the wall and I waited, and waited, until almost falling asleep. Suddenly I heard the most pleasant sound I had ever heard in all my life. The garage door was opening. Someone could BE comING to my rescue. It was a lottery. The garage has six exits. Would IT be a neighbour () WHO LIVED IN THE same block? I did not know. I waited for two or three minutes, (more or less half of my life) and, thank goodness, I could hear a few steps, then a door opening, then another and finally my prison door. It was () A neighbour () WHO LIVED ON the third floor who also () HAD RETURNED from a dinner.

    I explained TO him what happened. We laughed and at last, with his help, I could get to my car and then to my bed.

    In a short period of time THE SAME THING happened TO several OTHER PEOPLE and some OF THE locks were () TAKEN out (OR REMOVED). Reaching your car is easier and I never will () LEAVE the keys in my car again..(OR I WILL NEVER LEAVE THE KEYS IN MY CAR AGAIN). I hope... although... () man is the only animal who trips up twice on the same stone.

    What an amusing story Eduardo, I think everyone has a story to tell about keys. I remember shutting myself out of the house and I was wearing my bedroom slippers and had to walk to my daughters school wearing my bedroom slippers so that I could use her keys to get back into my house!

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  2. A lot of thanks Katie! It was a very long text and I know it is a nuisance. I will need a lot of time for assimilate all my mistakes.

    Your story is also very funny. Thanks to it I just remembered another one. Perhaps in the next post. I think it is good and healthy talking about fun things and from time to time laugh at ourselves.

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